Near Miss

now i seem to be on a role… on sunday i had to attend another friends birthday.  this was a tough one because it involved all of the mutual friends. yup, all. of. them. 
the party started at 2pm but i figured i’d linger for a bit; maybe jump in the shower at about 2:30 or [...]

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Venti Mint Mocha Chip No Whip Add D

yup… it finally happened.  it’s almost like men have a meter of “she’s forgetting me” or something.  they always turn up when you’ve begun to feel good, started to move on, closed the door, etc… you get my point. i can actually say i’ve been doing pretty good.  i’ve been out and about, gotten sun, [...]

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I Wonder

what would have happened

if i had waited out the bizarre drunken silence to see if the kiss would’ve happened
if i had made the first move
if i had not walked away
if i didn’t turn my head
if i lingered longer in the hug
if i hadn’t wasted so much time
if i didn’t laugh off his questions
if i listened [...]

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One Good Reason

to have a man around if not for the extracurricular activities, come on ladies you know that men aren’t the only ones who have a need sometimes, is to kill spiders.
yes you see i have a hard time with the creepy crawlies. in fact they can send me into a complete panic. well lately i’ve [...]

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Crash Course in Roommate-Isms

some things my roommate has taught me:

some strip clubs in vegas require binoculars
that it’s okay to take ecstasy on a weeknight at 10:30pm
that if you answer the phone at 4:45am he will love you
when leaving an evening flings house, don’t forget your shoes, wallet, and most important take your keys not theirs
that the military channel [...]

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